when sadness was the sea, you taught me how to swim.



Nicola De Luigi
As long as you can laugh at yourself you will never cease to be amused.
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Health and hygiene before modern times EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?
Fuck her until she cums, after that continue to fuck her.

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okay :)

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